Citizens of Night Vale, we have received an anonymous tip that a librarian may have escaped from the Night Vale Public Library and has been sighted roaming the minor streets around the desolation of the Desert Creek neighborhood. While we strive to confirm such awful news, we thought it would be prudent of us to caution all of our readers just in case.
We know little about librarians, but it is certain that they are attracted to collections of books. Therefore, entities of Night Vale, if you are in possession of any significant quantity of municipally-approved books, please take great care. We urge you to burn any non-essential books for safety’s sake, in order to reduce the likelihood of attracting this grim being. If you must keep more than one book, however, it is best to prevent keeping multiple books in the same location. Ship them to relatives far from the reach of this shade. Bury some of your books in scattered locations. Throw them toward the horizon with all your might. By dispersing the hated books as widely as possible, you may save yourself or your loved ones from the attentions of this monstrous thing.
We will alert you as soon as we know more.